You may live in Canada if...

• your local ice cream store is closed from September through May
• someone in a hardware store offers you assistance and they don't work there
• you've worn shorts and a winter coat at the same time
• you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number
• 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend
• you measure distance in hours,
• you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
• you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again
• you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
• you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked
• you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
• you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
• the speed limit on the highway is 80 km you're going 90 and everybody is passing you
• driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
• you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
• If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly'
• you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada .