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The Out Campaign: Scarlet Letter of Atheism


You may live in Canada if...

  • your local ice cream store is closed from September through May
  • someone in a hardware store offers you assistance and they don't work there
  • you've worn shorts and a winter coat at the same time
  • you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number
  • 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend
  • you measure distance in hours,
  • you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
  • you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again
  • you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
  • you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked
  • you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
  • you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
  • the speed limit on the highway is 80 km you're going 90 and everybody is passing you
  • driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
  • you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction
  • If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
  • If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly'
  • you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada .

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