Avoiding snakebites

Isn't this just GREAT advice?

I'm glad i could be of service to you this fine day.

I'm an ordained priest

Of the chuch of the Latter day Dude. We are here: http://dudeism.com/

I was ordained on June 25th but hey, shit happens and I forgot to let you all know.

So sit back, relax, nothing important is happening these days anyways.

Dad admits killings to reporters, blames crime on 'spirit'

The sheer stupidity and evilness of some men astounds me, outrages me.

In a CNN report, a man is reported to killing his wife and 5 kids but will not commit suicide because god won't let him into heaven.

Can you fucking believe THIS SHIT!!!!!

On this day - September 11

"Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try"

Lennon (of course)

I can hardly believe this!

Reposted from an article on Michael Nugent's blog.

It appears that in Ireland, the Catholic church can sell "mass cards", whereby one can PAY THE CHURCH to say a prayer in one's benefit to get a "get out of purgatory" card and thus get to heaven faster. I would suppose then that the poor can't get into heaven as fast as the rich which, from memory, goes straight against the teaching of Jesus. Once again, God may be all powerful, all knowing and omnipotent..just can't handle a budget it seems.

It is not being challenged to prevent people from selling offers of intercession with the creator of the universe to bereaved and vulnerable people. Instead, it is being challenged to allow a wider number of people to sell such unverifiable claims and to remove this monopoly from the Catholic church's grasp.

Original article from the Irish Times here.

As seen on Twitter

If the trinity walks into a bar, does it need one stool or three?
Any ideas?