- Public office
- The local school board
- For ANY government sponsored jobs
I would like to offer some thoughts or share some jokes I find weirdly funny
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Polish Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What do a Divorce in Arkansas, and a Tornado have in common?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Sign says:"17 and under not admitted."
What do you get when you have 32 West Virginia lawyers in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in South Carolina burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
A new law was recently passed in Virginia:
When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.
CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE:
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" "You Are Different and That's Bad"
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Polish Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What do a Divorce in Arkansas, and a Tornado have in common?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Sign says:"17 and under not admitted."
What do you get when you have 32 West Virginia lawyers in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in South Carolina burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
A new law was recently passed in Virginia:
When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" "You Are Different and That's Bad"
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