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The Out Campaign: Scarlet Letter of Atheism

2010/02/07

Taxes taxes taxes


At  first I thought this was funny....
Then I realized the awful truth of it.  
Be  sure to read all the way to the end!




Tax his land,
Tax his  bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax  his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax  his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax  his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to  think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To  tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you  won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and  hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and  sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod  in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do  not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts  Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport  Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income  Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax  (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment  (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per  litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro  Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury  Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal  Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug  Tax
Provincial Income  and sales tax
Real Estate  Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge  Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial  and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle  License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft  Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
--- and in  2010 the HST





STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, Canada was one of the most  prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large  middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the flock happened? 
Can you spell 'politicians?'

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